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at mcdonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of mcflurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

WELL HE DID.

yeah but i don't know if the pouring it on him was necessary

i'm all for excess but that was a tragic waste of mcflurry

it was, he basically dishonored us and our families with that bullshit

also it was fun to watch him make another one with the cup still on his head

i can't say i disagree

it was like the saddest birthday party in the world




also i've been informed we've been banned from that mcdonalds

what

no fuck those guys

we should just buy the mcdonalds and then ban them

i like the way you think let's do it

this is why you're my favorite

aw i'm flattered



who were you again do you work for me or something

alcohol is one hell of a thing

no i just stole some stuff from your office once for fun

sorry about that

not really

well at least you're upfront about it i guess


wait what why

you have cool stuff, take it as a complement

well

i can't really deny that, i have the COOLEST stuff

at least tell me you took something good so i know what to replace

of course i did, do i sound like an amateur to you?

but no seriously i cant tell you because i wanna see how long it takes you to figure it out

that sounds like a challenge

i never back down from a challenge

let's make this spicy though hmm if i figure it out

you give it back and have to work at that newly purchased mcdonalds for a week

making mcflurries

i can't decide whether or not you should have a cup on your head

if it was me i'd make you wear a cup on your head. just sayin

no but what do i get if i win

also lol work