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adoxographyII. i'm really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. please kill me, my life will never get better than this.
Sack it and bring it all back with you.
It's basically the stoners holy grail.
If you don't I'll disown you.
And then you'll have nothing but your candy.
SCRATCH THAT.
Stop eating you whore and bring some back.
Sack it and bring it all back with you.
It's basically the stoners holy grail.
that requires effort. i'm getting buried under all this candy. i can't eat it fast enough.
If you don't I'll disown you.
And then you'll have nothing but your candy.
SCRATCH THAT.
Stop eating you whore and bring some back.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL BROTHER!
CANDY WHORE.
I DIDN'T FUCK ANYONE FOR THIS CANDY!
NO I MEANT LIKE--
NEVER MIND--
fucking I am too high why wont you just bring me a snickers you asshole
NO I MEANT LIKE--
NEVER MIND--
fucking I am too high why wont you just bring me a snickers you asshole
i'm getting crushed under a pile of unending candy that's why.
i don't believe you
you're like the scrooge mcduck of candy
yeah so
basically both you and the candy are mine so like you should be appreciative or something
im draining this pool for you. all you have to do is eat candy.
but no because
and also im draining the pool
but yes cause i'm about to suck some guy's dick to get him to help me carry it back.
you say that like you mind
that's basically ur tuesday
didn't say it was. i'm doing more work.
right but you love me so you're going to share anyway
what gave you that idea?
basically you're rude
are you saying im wrong?
as i said before: you're not my real brother.
right its like you're trying to hurt my feelings or smthn
fine im filling the pool back up
then i'm not bringing you a single snickers
its like you have no soul
rite but im an asshole
also now who's greedy
hint: you
you are totally killing my buzz. do you want this candy or not?
YES
the pool is almost empty
then stop being an ass or i swear i will eat everything here just to spite you.
bully
but i'd like to see youuu try it
YOU're the bully.
and you want me to get fat. you're awful.
come on home squirrel cheeks
i'm never sharing my coke with you again.
w o w now you are basically getting out of hand
you deserve this
the opposite of that is true
basically you're becoming some sort of assholeasarus and i dont like it, only one of us needs to be an asshole ok
only one of us is hauling candy back and sucking strange dick. i'm doing most of the work i get to have the attitude.
first. dont act like dick is a chore for you. second. im draining the pool which is way less fun than candy and dick. third. i basically saved your life, because that guy was gonna kill you and now you're coming home to me. i'm like a hero.
you're an asshole. i hope i get herpes so i can kiss you on the mouth and give it to you too
i don't believe you
you're like the scrooge mcduck of candy
i wish i could swim in candy.
we have money, why isn't this a thing we've done
tj we've wasted our whole lives till now
ok good
because that's basically my job
don't let him have too much candy tho
you're a greedy jerk.
we have money, why isn't this a thing we've done
tj we've wasted our whole lives till now
i never wanted anything more than this.
ok lets do it
iim gonna drain the pool
ok lets do it
iim gonna drain the pool
someone's coming to kill me. i'll ask him to help me carry the candy home instead.
ok good
because that's basically my job
don't let him have too much candy tho
you're a greedy jerk.
basically both you and the candy are mine so like you should be appreciative or something
im draining this pool for you. all you have to do is eat candy.
uh EXCUSE YOU?
i dont see what part of that you're unsure about
me and the candy i'm working so hard to get are mine, kay thanks.
but no because
and also im draining the pool
but yes cause i'm about to suck some guy's dick to get him to help me carry it back.
you say that like you mind
that's basically ur tuesday
he's a stranger... stranger than usual.
do i need to come get you?
no
stay and empty the pool
right so clearly this is not a problem
do i need to come get you?
no
stay and empty the pool
right so clearly this is not a problem
didn't say it was. i'm doing more work.
right but you love me so you're going to share anyway
what gave you that idea?
basically you're rude
are you saying im wrong?
as i said before: you're not my real brother.
right its like you're trying to hurt my feelings or smthn
fine im filling the pool back up
then i'm not bringing you a single snickers
its like you have no soul
pot, i'd like you to meet my friend kettle.
rite but im an asshole
also now who's greedy
hint: you
you are totally killing my buzz. do you want this candy or not?
YES
the pool is almost empty
then stop being an ass or i swear i will eat everything here just to spite you.
bully
but i'd like to see youuu try it
YOU're the bully.
and you want me to get fat. you're awful.
come on home squirrel cheeks
i'm never sharing my coke with you again.
w o w now you are basically getting out of hand
you deserve this
the opposite of that is true
basically you're becoming some sort of assholeasarus and i dont like it, only one of us needs to be an asshole ok
only one of us is hauling candy back and sucking strange dick. i'm doing most of the work i get to have the attitude.
first. dont act like dick is a chore for you. second. im draining the pool which is way less fun than candy and dick. third. i basically saved your life, because that guy was gonna kill you and now you're coming home to me. i'm like a hero.
you're an asshole. i hope i get herpes so i can kiss you on the mouth and give it to you too
