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c; I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard

but is it working?

No they remain suspicious. I don't know why.

maybe you need bread

soak bread in it they 'll love you

.... I totally should have gotten bread.

Do you think they'll settle for whiskey soaked crackers?

basically you need to find out

for science

They better not leave before I can get the crackers I'm not fucking around with geese

they kind of are assholes. basically i wouldn't trust them, you should hurry

If I hurry I'm gonna kiss the ground with my whole face.

Hopefully these ducks aren't picky

think about the ducks man

I'm totally thinking about the ducks. they need boozy crackers

for science

good.

you're a champion of men

okay so now I'm sitting here soaking crackers on my hand

on a scale of 1 to a stephen king novel how crazy do you think I look

don't worry about it, i don't think ducks know crazy

i think they do. or they don't like whiskey crackers

w o w

they sound like inconsiderate assholes tbh, keep the crackers

oh no the chicks are pecking at them, its attracting more of the little ones. are they called chicks? chicks doesn't sound right.

is this considered underage drinking??

idk, maybe? chicks sounds better than duckettes.

totally you're gonna go to jail man