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[adoxography]

She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!

its like you dont even know what sex is

But I love that cape

you should go fuck her and then take it back

That's actually not a bad idea

i am p. smart if i do say so myself

Okay so she's officially crazy. Still don't have my cape.

what how did you fail at that

Uh... It started out pretty normal but then it got too freaky even for my taste way too fast. I got out of there. The cape is gone.

if you're too scared to fight a girl for it you haven't earned it

you brought dishonor on your cape man

SHE BROUGHT OUT A SUSPENSION THING WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? Also c'mon I know plenty of women who would kick your ass just for thinking that

get in it and swing!!!!

yeah well i might like it so it's counterproductive

You want her address??

no because my cape is safe at home with me

unlike yours

Low blow, dude

the truth hurts